CIA – Computer Industry Acronyms

CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
PCMCIA: People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN: It Still Does Nothing
SCSI: System Can’t See It
MIPS: Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
DOS: Defunct Operating System
WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too

PnP: Plug and Pray
APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
IBM: I Blame Microsoft
MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
COBOL: Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
LISP: Lots of Insipid and Stupid Parentheses
MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
AAAAA: American Association Against Acronym Abuse.
WYSIWYMGIYRRLAAGW: What You See Is What You Might Get If You’re Really Really Lucky And All Goes Well.

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One thought on “CIA – Computer Industry Acronyms

  1. File Extention Explained

    .odt → oh dalemnya teks

    .skp / .max → suka kurang persis / makenya agak xpert
    .wmv → waduh mungkin video

    .apk → aplikasi palingan krekan

    .xls → nyata liatx sumpek

    .pas → pake algoritma siapapun

    .avi → awas video intim

    .html → himpunan teks membentuk laman

    .bat → buat apalah terminal

    .gif → gambar idup file

    .cpp → copy paste programming

    .png / .bmp → pasti nya gambar / bikin melalui paint

    .dwg → dikerjain walau gabisa

    .flv → film layaknya video

    .3gp → 3menit gak puas

    .mkv → most kopied video

    .jpg → jelas2 pasti gambar

    .cdr → cari2 design reusable

    .pdf → pusing dibacanya fak!

    .ppt → pengen pulang, tolong!

    .srt → suka ragu terjemahannya

    .psd → pasrah sama designnya
    .doc → dikerjain ogah cape


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